"paper cut on your butt"

The title of this post refers to an anorectal disorder chart that my classmate Won sent to me today (you see, we have to learn a ridiculous amount of information and many of us share our "disease charts"). This was after we had an amazing lecture by a Colorectal Surgeon who trained at the Cleveland Clinic. With 4 days, yes that's right, 4 days left in the semester we are finishing strong with the gastrointestinal module! So this afternoon was everything that could go wrong with the colon and butt, taught by a self-described "butt doctor".... it was quite possibly the best lecture we've had all year.

Common complaints for the butt doctor:

"something fell out of my butt"

"it feels like a paper cut on my butt"

"i think i have a hemorrhoid" -- apparently it's never a hemorrhoid (I'll just let your imagination run wild with that one)

...and so on.